I would like to possibly rename the wine 'Apathetic' for the reason I am drinking a glass this evening, which is due to my cat:
I imagine the look on his face is him saying, 'what? WHAT? What do you want from me?!'
The first thing I noticed after letting my cat instead is that he headed directly to the kitchen, and flatten the entire front part of his body down to squeeze himself under a low kitchen shelf. He couldn't get himself back much farther...and then I knew. There was something behind that shelf.
After removing some bags from the left side of my wine cooler, I noticed mouse droppings and then saw a tail. I started to panic and had to give my friend the 'I am going to let you go, there is a situation'. Then I saw the tail.
I called my roommate, hauled the vacuum upstairs, told my roommate to move the wine cooler and with the hose extension I would suck that little bastard up. But that little bastard mouse kept moving, away from the sound of the vacuum, eventually ran into my dining room, across my roommate's foot, and then flung his little brown body to the front entryway and then either into the powder room or to the adjacent main floor closet. Which way did he go? Did my cat help? No..he was laying on the steps looking at both my roommate and I as if to say, 'really, do you think you know anything about how to catch a mouse?'.
Thus I will now refer to this wine as apathetic. As in, my cat better suck up his apathetic little attitude and do some mouse hunting quickly. He has no problem killing for sport, but this is a serious need. I want to see some mouse carnage, until that moment I will continue drinking this red. It's a nerve-calmer.
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